Paris Made My Cheeks Hurt: On Relearning The Colonizer’s Language

Moving to Paris made my cheeks hurt. After a decade since I’d past worked successful France, I recovered myself backmost successful nan onshore of 1 of my ancestors’ different colonizers. My Broca’s area could still conjure nan connection easy enough. But nan fast-twitch fibers successful my orbicularis oris had atrophied, making nan beingness accumulation of French’s other vowels sounds much labored and slower than I was trying to talk.

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Luckily, nether existent stakes, my musculus representation kicked in. I acquired a batch of vocabulary astir surviving successful a metropolis I’d ne'er needed to cognize earlier and my look stopped aching. Now, nan existent training could resume. 

I wasn’t location to avenge my postcolonial trauma but that wasn’t not connected nan table, either. I clasp heavy ambivalence towards my proficiency successful French, but successful nan metropolis Foucault called home, really could I not beryllium drawn to nan powerfulness and imaginable of language? I was, aft all, successful nan midst of revising a novel.

I began school English astatine a section precocious schoolhouse and emailed my caller editor asking to push backmost my first deadline by a mates months successful speech for a bigger overhaul. I had students ages 10 to 18+ pinch a wide scope of English fluencies successful each people and a fewer 100 pages wherever I was trying to weave together a wide scope of linguistic registers pinch much deftness.

The teleology of showing disconnected my French wasn’t to beryllium liked but to execute results.

I hoped to play Cool Teacher arsenic a way towards some rapport and a much effective pedagogy. I made jokes that showed I could make nan connection activity for maine and thus, could possibly make it activity for them. In those important first impressions, nan students exchanged glances and blinked astatine maine arsenic if to ask, Did you make that grammatical correction connected intent and are we allowed to laugh? To make my joke funny, I had to show them, Yes, I was messing pinch their language, and it was okay to laugh. Maybe explaining your jokes tin activity crossed a perceived connection barrier. At least, astatine first. Soon enough, my joke translated successful existent time.

The teleology of showing disconnected my French wasn’t to beryllium liked but to execute results. I wanted to thief my students hole for their English exams. I wanted to entree France’s societal state. 

With each prong of nan government’s convoluted bureaucracy, I hoped fluency could grease nan gears. To activate my wellness insurance, I had to travel up and rephrase until I produced nan correct code. While immoderate blockages couldn’t beryllium expedited pinch language, nan unit to assimilate had maine behave arsenic if location was immoderate period of French that would exempt maine from linguistic racism, classism, and colonialism. I bought into it without buying it.

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Elsewhere I went retired to find caller friends, group whom I wanted to for illustration me. Unsurprisingly, a bully chunk of nan group I sewage connected pinch champion were chap postcolonial subjects pinch different first languages. Slowly, I acquired rhythms and colloquial registers beyond nan modular Parisian accent my early teachers had guided maine toward. One day, I recovered myself speaking to a civilian servant pinch nan relaxed consonants and wide vowels I exercised pinch a caller friend and was met pinch confusion. I quickly repeated my petition pinch prissified diction and each of a sudden, location was a solution. Lesson learned.

On New Year’s Eve, I spent nan day moving connected caller revisions astatine 1 of my favourite libraries. I sewage stuck trying to find a much absorbing statement for a characteristic to opportunity than nan tepid type I had past settled on. I don’t really get writer’s artifact but that day it recovered me. Panicked, I sewage up and stared astatine nan Seine (I know, mediocre me) til finally, nan statement came to me. I started tearing up complete language. Maybe Foucault was connected to something.

That night, I went to a meal statement wherever French was nary of our first language. When it was clip to present myself, I opened my rima and choked. I couldn’t conjure a connection successful French aliases English. After a mates seconds, I frogged up a Bonsoir and passed nan potato. For nan remainder of nan night, I had to deliberation truthful difficult to nutrient nan simplest phrases. I knew this shape was coming, but was still taken aback that conscionable a fewer hours of revision triggered subtractive bilingualism.  

The adjacent day, I biked astir town, building my intelligence representation of nan metropolis and minimizing conversations truthful my encephalon mightiness remainder from connection a bit. But my deadline hold quickly approached and I had to tube ahead. I worked nan words til my ain connection nary longer made consciousness to me. I kept going til a delirious logic held unchangeable capable to move a page. Somehow, I shifted from nan truthful galore syntaxes of English joke building bouncing successful my encephalon to speaking French by default. I crossed an invisible inflection constituent and my bilingualism was becoming additive again. 

When I heard astir Centre Pompidou’s three-month strike, nan longest successful its history, I picked up connected a loose thread of narrative. With nan 2024 Summer Olympics looming, I heard nan chasm betwixt nan charismatic rhetoric presenting nan Games astatine a municipality hallway and nan measurement group really talked astir nan internationalism pageant (my words). I began conceptualizing a freelance pitch. 

Even if penning astir Paris helped easiness nan transition, my mind was still flailing successful this past codified stage, reverse connection shock.

I conducted much pre-reporting than I usually would because immoderate communicative was taking style gave discourse for maine to person conversations pinch group I wouldn’t readily person had entree to otherwise. I convinced full strangers that immoderate cipher freelance journalist from America was worthy an hr of their time. I calibrated each source’s varying hostility betwixt deference towards and resentment of American taste hegemony. I translated French cultures of protestation and labour authorities towards American outlets and sewage tons of passes. A mistranslation aliases conscionable a mis-fit?

When my transportation was yet picked up, I said pinch much activists and workers some unionized and itinerant. I pored complete transcriptions and files trying to portion together a narrative, and then, to find nan sound bites of connection that champion enriched nan communicative I could style wrong connection count. With my book editor’s encouraging notes, I took a weapon to nan adjacent draught of my caller to accentuate its slopes pinch nan astir finesse I could access. I translated nan snappiest quotes into English to show a communicative astir nan slogans of compulsion and guidance encircling nan upcoming Games. I near good complete 95% of question and reply hours down and trimmed thousands of words from my novel. Each mini chisel felt for illustration a large axe.

When I returned to nan U.S, edits for that article continued into nan summer. I’d been moving consistently but had someway fallen down gait for this adjacent caller deadline. My encephalon was habituated to nan nimbleness I was asking of it. But moreover if penning astir Paris helped easiness nan transition, my mind was still flailing successful this past codified stage, reverse connection shock. I woke up and absentmindedly said French and each astir me, group said English. And still, I wrestled pinch words and rewrote grafs. 

My less-than-a-year successful Paris was nan astir linguistically dense of my big life. It’d beryllium incredibly convenient copywriting if I could proclaim that my installation pinch words reached caller virtuosic heights. Please judge that, if you’d like! But I won’t dress to cognize my ain crippled that well. When a friend from Paris was visiting town, I sewage tense wondering if I could still make her laugh.

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